$75,000,000 of memecoins trade here every day. You can't catch every pump. You don't have to. One token owns them all — and it's redeemable for the basket, any second.
Twenty memecoins fight for attention on Robinhood Chain, every hour of every day. Winners rotate weekly. Instead of guessing the next one — hold the index that automatically owns them all.
Buy or sell $EVERYTHING on the DEX — a 5% tax each way. No staking, no lockups, no claiming. Holding is the whole strategy.
Buying? All 5% goes straight to the vault — buys build the index. Selling? 2% feeds the vault, 3% pays the house. Either way, the index grows.
Continuously, automatically, the vault buys the chain's ten highest-volume memecoins — volume-weighted, capped at 25% each. When the meta rotates, the index rotates.
Burn your $EVERYTHING, receive your exact share of all ten coins. Vault value is a hard, arbitrable price floor — not a promise. Arithmetic.
Constituents selected by measured DEX volume — recomputed daily, published on-chain. The basket the vault would build right now:
Burn your tokens, receive your pro-rata slice of every constituent, straight to your wallet. Trustless. No permission, no queue.
If price dips below vault value per token, anyone can buy, burn, and pocket the difference. Arbitrage enforces the floor — not trust.
A 2% redemption fee stays in the vault. Every exit makes every remaining token worth more.
When price < 95% of floor, the vault buys back and burns — only when it's mathematically accretive. No decorative burns.
fixed supply — no mint function exists. 80% liquidity · 15% airdrop to the chain's proven hands · 5% ops, declared. NO PRESALE.
tax each way. 7 points build the vault, 3 points run the house. THE SPLIT IS HARDCODED.
the contract exposes exactly one lever: lowerTax(). it can never go up. READ THE CODE.
redeemable any second for the underlying basket. the first token on this chain you can't rug below its floor. ARITHMETIC > TRUST.
Engraved like banknotes — displacement engraving, microtext, guilloché seals. Every certificate carries unique lattice frequencies and a serial for life. Mint: $1. Every certificate is a guaranteed ticket to the $EVERYTHING airdrop.
AIRDROP — 15% OF SUPPLY AT LAUNCH, SENT DIRECTLY TO WALLETS. NO CLAIM. NO GAS WAR.
8% TO THE CHAIN'S PROVEN HANDS — MEASURED ON-CHAIN: SIZE, CONVICTION THROUGH DRAWDOWNS, NO BOTS.
7% TO EVERYONE HOLDERS, PRO-RATA. YOU DON'T BUY IN. YOU'RE ALREADY IN.